Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
The best of Brigham Young University confessions
i go to this school and i can confirm that the university newspaper’s police blotter and anonymous confessions are the most hilarious things ever
this dress was fucking iconic
i didn’t even know who she was when i saw her in this dress, i just remember thinking she looked damn good.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
Photographic evidence of Justin throwing small minority children and smiling about it.
- author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
- english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
- tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
- loki: blinks
- tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.