what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
i personally believe that everyone should try everything at least once!!
- haven’t smoked a cigarette? try it!
- haven’t shot heroin? try it!
- haven’t drank bleach? try it!
- haven’t gotten hit by a transport truck travelling 100 km/h? try it!
life is full of endless possibilities, now get out and live!! (:
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"We’re doing an annual fun and sexy memorial run for our friend Joe. Joe’s still alive though. He’s actually perfectly healthy. We’re just trying to raise awareness for him. Awareness of Joe."
“So wait, are you raising money for something?”
“Nope. Just raising sexy.”